The Blog
You Need Discipline
I’m not sweetening this coffee for you: you’re spoilt. You have: Too much choice, and not enough direction Too many influences, and not enough confidence Too many excuses, and not enough impulse And frankly, I’ve had enough. We all have. You need stripping. Of all...
How Many Toys Did you Throw Away This Time?
I’ve thrown away a Lelo.Twice. Clit stimulators. Roxy bullets. Pocket rockets and sleek, silky plugs. All of them cut up, wrapped up in shame, and dropped into the bin- like I was disposing of a crime scene. A purge. A personal exorcism. I’d look at these beautiful,...
The Terms of Engagement
My Standards No chaos.No last-minute changes.No blurred lines. Just structure.Just clarity.Just expectations – held tightly and without apology. These aren’t rules for the sake of it.They’re not preferences or power plays.They exist to protect the experience – for...